Out on the Plains
Somewhere on the prairie / he’s got that look in his eyes / he’s coming with a flower and a sweet candy box / and he’s gonna take his shoes off / and sit down in his socks / mm-hmm / oh yeah / he is only human / he’s got it driving in his veins / but he’s loving my woman in vain / somewhere out on the plains / yeah he’s loving my woman in vain somewhere out across the plains / they’re getting in a Chevy / they’re gonna take a drive in the night / he’s gonna start singing a radio song / and she’s gonna have to smile / to keep egging him on / mm-hmm / oh yeah / she thinks that he’s happy / but he’s only holding back the reins / and he’s loving my woman in vain / somewhere out on the plains / yeah he’s loving my woman in vain /somewhere out across the plains / she’s gonna read the Bible / and tell that scoundrel goodbye / then we’re gonna hear a banjo and a fiddling band / and a giant wave will take us / from the face of this land / mm-hmm / oh yeah / he’s got lots of money / but he’s got spaghetti for brains / and he’s loving my woman in vain / somewhere out on the plains / yeah he’s loving my woman in vain / somewhere out across the plains.